Just when it seemed like things couldn’t get worse for the St. Louis Rams, SportsChat hears quarterback Kyle Boller is dating disgraced sex-tape producer Carrie Prejean. There is no clearer sign that your team is irrelevant than seeing your quarterback have to reach so far toward the bottom of the barrel to date a celebrity.
Of course, the same goes for Prejean. If she had managed to say just one thing of substance since her break-out homophobic performance, she would probably at least be able to snag a Chad Henne. As it is, if she had sold about 100 fewer books, she would be dating JaMarcus Russell. Even if she turns it around and wins a Nobel Peace Prize, it goes without saying a hotness bomb would have to detonate in her face before she could even get a look from your Tony Romos and Tom Bradys.
This coupling certainly destroys the myth that NFL quarterbacks can date any woman they want, which is fully 90% of the reason civilian men envy them. Is football really worth the crippled knees and early onset Alzheimer’s if waking up next to Carrie Prejean is the only thing you have to show for it? At least Boller doesn’t have to worry about getting invited to any pesky gay weddings. SportsChat doubts he would enjoy hunting for suitably fabulous gifts.
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